![]() ![]() Maybe I'll throw a little Shout floater on top to see what happens (my prediction: nothing). But now that I'm thinking about it I'm starting to get pissed off because apparently I have - FOR YEARS - been diligently pre-treating our many laundry stains with WATER. I put Thing 3 down for his nap and sat down to let you know about my day. Don't worry about it! Have a good day and feel free to call us again if anyone else eats something stupid." It has a TINY bit of detergent that, at the worst, might irritate his skin a bit if you don't rinse it off. The guy gets back on the line and says, "Well! I looked it up and it turns out that Shout is really pretty much just water. I guess this means that I now need to interrupt my husband at work. I'll need to get someone else to get the girls from school. I hope they don't need to pump his stomach. I'm already thinking a few steps ahead of this guy.we'll probably be sent somewhere to have him looked at. I did and he put me on hold to figure out what I needed to do with my idiot, detergent eating son (and in the mean time I demonstrated my multi-tasking skills by changing a poopie diaper that smelled like Old Death). 911 put me through to Poison Control who asked me to read the label to him. So I assumed the 'Oh Shit!' position (which is, in case you don't have a 2 year old boy, mouth and eyes perfectly open, hand grasping for phone to call 9-1-1). It was also oozing out of his mouth and onto his shirt (which I'm guessing is going to be SPARKLING clean the next time I wash it). He had sprayed it all over the fridge in there. The bottle had been full and was now pretty much empty. ![]() I walk into the laundry room to find him with my beloved bottle of Shout. Which, of course, means that the little shit was Up To Something. Suddenly I realized that it was deafeningly quiet in the house. 7 And thus said Shimei when he cursed, Come out, come out, thou bloody man, and thou man of Belial: 8 The LORD hath returned upon thee all the blood of the house of Saul, in whose stead thou hast reigned and the LORD hath delivered the kingdom into the hand of Absalom thy son: and, behold, thou art taken in thy mischief, because thou art a bloody man. ![]() I swear, I only took my eyes off of the boy for 2 minutes. Well, today has been, thus far, quite enlightening. ![]()
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